Frequently Questioned Answers (FQA)

Why does this site exist?

Because the internet clearly didn’t have enough websites already.

Why do you do this?

Free hosting. Obviously.
Also, mild boredom and an unhealthy relationship with caffeine.

What’s the deal with your site?

It’s a carefully crafted digital experience designed to look like I know what I’m doing.

Why does the front page look different from the rest?

It’s not different. It’s intentional and non-threatening 
Also, it gives you time to find the disclaimer before anything legally questionable happens.

Is any of this serious?

Only when I accidentally make a good point. Then I pretend it was on purpose.

Can I trust the information here?

Define “trust.”

Do you accept feedback?

Yes, find and click on CONTACT ME.
Be sure to read the PRIVACY policy if you care about those sorts of things.
Negative feedback will be ignored.
I don’t care about your feelings.

Who runs this site?

A highly organized professional*, clearly.
*Definition of “organized” may vary.

How often do you update?

Whenever inspiration strikes… or I procrastinate something more important.
I have so much content, it’s scheduled M-F, every other day, several months in advance.
Short answer, I strive for twice a week, and I don’t work weekends.

Is there a deeper meaning behind your content?

Yes. Probably.
I’ll let you figure it out so I don’t have to.

Why is there a disclaimer?

Because the internet taught me that someone, somewhere, will absolutely take this seriously.

Can I contribute?

Sure. Just follow the strict guidelines:
1. Laugh at my content
2. Send it to a friend
3. Actually, that’s it

Is this site useful?

Debatable. But it is here.

Will this page answer my questions?

It already has. You just might not like the answers.